ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

tagged → #OMFG

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD

manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about

sapphicscience:

kissing is so important why is nobody kissing me what the h eck

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

tagged → #aladdin