Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
date someone who uses their turn signal
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about
kissing is so important why is nobody kissing me what the h eck
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.